(One Night Two Days)
(A clear fall day worthy of a trip)
(Between yellow fields)
(With good news)
A presidential citation.
(The show received a presidential citation.)
- Do you know how it was? - Congratulations.
- The minister came. - The minister?
- Right. - Was it a paper award?
- We didn't all go there. - It was in paper.
Yes, paper.
It had the name of the president at the bottom.
It was incredibly moving.
Anyway, we thank the viewers.
What is this place? It's beautiful.
(The fall breeze accompanies them.)
- Crepe myrtles? - Yes, crepe myrtles.
Korean crepe myrtles!
(Crepe myrtles fill the fields.)
(Welcome!)
They're beautiful.
(They walk passed the crepe myrtles.)
My gosh.
What is this?
Why isn't the director here?
Where's Director Yoo?
- What? - Il Yong isn't here?
(Who are you?)
Joon Ho, Defconn, Jong Min,
for last week's morning mission,
you had to have...
your letters answered.
I'm sorry, but instead of hosting the show,
I'd rather you tell me where Director Yoo is.
I honestly don't mind.
(What?)
- Was there a change? - Really?
Do we have a new director?
Jong Min, please take your reply first.
It's from Director Yoo.
(Jong Min's letter was answered.)
What is this? Oh, right.
You wrote to Director Yoo.
Yes, that's right.
- Did he write back? - Really?
Director Yoo wrote back.
What did you write in your letter again?
(Il Yong, it's been a while since...)
(I called you by your name.)
(Jong Min wrote from his heart...)
(and sent a letter of two pages.)
- "Let's do our best." - You said his name.
Yes, my friend, Il Yong.
(How does Il Yong feel about his friend?)
- Your friend... - What's this?
He wrote me back a short note!
(A one-sided love)
Read it to us.
"I went on a family vacation."
"Do your best and I'll see you next week."
"I miss you."
Okay.
This part I like.
"I miss you."
(Enjoy your vacation, friend.)
(Please meet the junior director.)
(For the show, he has been...)
(an additional production personnel...)
(Why do we keep seeing his face?)
(He's been stuck on the show for 7 years.)
(Get ready to have your world turn upside down.)
(Substitute for today is Director Kim Sung.)
Joon Ho and Defconn, did you get replies too?
I'm curious though. Did you go to Hong Kong?
(They were supposed to deliver the letters.)
(Destinations included...)
(Jeonju, Jeju Island, and Hong Kong.)
Figure out a way.
Did you deliver it?
We tried to reach him.
- No way. - We searched for him,
but he's not even working in China.
However, I did get his email account.
So I asked a junior comedian to...
- write one in English. - Did he reply?
No, not yet.
- Then what did you do? - What then?
He went to Jeju Island.
- Yes, Jeju Island. - I went to three places.
I played video games at home...
after sending the email.
You should've done something else then.
I haven't heard back from him.
Just so you know, I went to three places.
Really?
- That's a lot. - This is from Tae Eun.
- Right. - Good work, Defconn.
His kids and your mother.
Just so you know, she wrote a lot.
- Really? - No way.
(Tae Eun's cool when it comes to loving her dad.)
(Can you write some more?)
(What did his daughters write to him?)
I almost asked for it.
Hold on.
Are you kidding me?
- What is it? - Did they scribble?
I was with her when she wrote it.
"Thank you so much."
"I love you."
What's this?
Is this supposed to be her?
Yes, she drew herself.
- That's nice. - Right.
Dong Gu's mom surprised me.
I thought she was his sister.
- She looked so young. - Dong Gu's mom?
- Yes. - This is embarrassing.
Go ahead and read it.
Can we have some background music?
"Si Yoon, my proud son."
"Every time I think of you,"
"I am overwhelmed with gratitude and regret."
"I have never been able to support you,"
"and I'm sorry for always being a burden to you."
Gosh, I'm in tears.
"I'm proud that you're my son,"
"and I couldn't be more grateful."
"As your mom, I'm sorry I could never do more."
"You've worked hard to get here,"
"but keep doing so for a better tomorrow."
"My son, my blessing, I love you."
"September 1, 2018."
"To my precious son, Si Yoon."
- September 1. - I'll be better to you.
- "My precious son." - I almost cried.
I went to my grandparents.
(Defconn personally went to his grandparents.)
- My grandfather... - Your grandpa wrote it.
He received pine mushrooms.
- What? - Really?
My mom sent me a photo.
The mushrooms from North Korea?
- What? - He received them.
- No way. - Pine mushrooms?
They were sent to dispersed families.
- Let me. - Go ahead.
It might be illegible.
I'm an expert when it comes to...
the language of grandparents.
(Let me see...)
- The first letter... - It's "yu."
Yes, of course.
"Defconn, thank you."
(He already hits another roadblock.)
"I wish for you..."
"to get married soon."
I couldn't make that out.
The whole letter is about his marriage.
You should soon get hitched.
What about Joon Young's mother?
Actually,
- I took the plane alone. - Did you really go?
Yes, and I came back that very day.
The plane rattled a lot because of the rain.
This makes Joon Ho even look worse.
Let me read it.
- I'll at least read one. - I'm not kidding.
The turbulence that day was awful.
The plane rattled so badly.
Go ahead and read it.
- Joon Ho can read it. - Thanks.
"My beloved son."
"When was the last time I wrote you a letter?"
"It must have been 15 years ago."
"I cried so much when..."
"I sent you off to the Philippines."
Watch the tears.
- "You're already 30 now." - Tell me about it.
"I'm now writing another letter..."
"to my now 30-year-old son."
"I couldn't be happier these days."
"Let's both keep doing our best."
"Always stay healthy..."
"and don't forget to get married in a few years."
"I love you, son."
Thank you.
I wonder why she mentioned marriage.
Unfortunately, it was you who read it.
My mom wants...
me to get married.
Oh no.
- It's so sad. - Why did Joon Ho read it?
You should read it again.
That way, it won't be edited out.
The flowers you saw are crepe myrtles.
They're beautiful.
It's literally a field of flowers.
Do they take 100 days to bloom?
No, they stay bloomed for only 100 days.
(Where crepe myrtles have blossomed...)
This is Uiseong, North Gyeongsang Province.
- Its garlic is famous. - Yes, garlic.
It's garlic from Uiseong.
Don't forget the curling team.
- Team Kim. - Of course.
Fall is a great season for trips,
and we must promote that.
That way, many will come out here themselves.
So this week, during our trip,
we will put together a fall trip commercial.
Have you filmed a lot of advertisements?
Tae Hyun has.
Tae Hyun...
He's the man that moves the market.
I saw his poster at a recent event.
Yes, for a traveling agency.
Next week, I'm shooting a commercial too.
(Defconn is shooting a commercial!)
Hyungdon and Daejun was cast.
What is it for? Samgyeopsal?
- Samgyeopsal? - No, a telecom company.
A telecom company?
(Isn't that only reserved for A-list celebrities?)
You're like Seolhyun!
- A telecom company. - My gosh.
The idol show has sure helped.
What about Joon Ho's toothpaste commercial?
Yes, I was cast in one,
and it's all thanks to you.
(He's very satisfied with it.)
It was nice.
Now say that my hair stinks,
so I can advertise shampoo.
Do everything that smells then.
Talk about my gray hairs.
When will the six of us shoot a commercial?
Exactly.
We were offered a commercial,
but one of us asked for too much money.
He asked for too much for no reason.
That's why the deal didn't go through.
I thought it was Tae Hyun, but it wasn't.
Yes, this really happened.
Tae Hyun even offered to cut his pay for us,
but one asked for an absurd amount.
It came out of the blue.
I mean...
(Chuckling)
That's why the deal fell through.
- Who it is... - Don't say it.
Right, he has an image to maintain.
- We'll stop here. - I'm sorry.
We didn't mention it was you.
With that in mind,
let's take individual shots of you...
by the crepe myrtles.
(The pose of the 23 year comedian)
Sure.
He's too old to have any new ideas.
- This is hard. - I love flowers.
Exactly.
(Charlie Kim has bad breath and gray hair.)
Can you see me?
- Not until you jump. - There's nothing to do.
1, 2, 3.
(Peek-a-boo!)
He's too heavy now to even properly jump.
1, 2, 3.
(Hopping)
All right.
(He ends his shoot that held no meaning.)
Let's all stand in the field.
Defconn, why don't you be like a pig?
- It's the pretty pig. - Pretty pig!
You should crawl out here.
Shouldn't I make it look childish and cheesy?
No, make it look like you're a pig.
No, I'm doing a commercial for kids.
1, 2, 3.
(The model wants to do a cute pose.)
That will never sell.
1, 2, 3.
(My way)
The pretty pig.
(A commercial for children's clothes)
Let's see how the actors do it then.
- They've done many. - There he is.
Why isn't anyone here?
- What are you doing? - Look at him.
Where's the camera at?
(He knows that the angles come first.)
Zoom in.
Where's my camera?
(It's time to please your eyes.)
(Can you spot Dong Gu among the flowers?)
It does look like a commercial.
(This is how you shoot commercials.)
He looks like Mel Gibson.
We can do it too if we practice.
- Right. - Of course.
We're opening the episode today...
in front of the beautiful crepe myrtles.
How would you feel about a drawing contest?
(A drawing contest?)
You know very well that we're awful at drawing.
We're the worst.
Fall is the season of romance,
so why don't you...
recreate the sentiments on a canvas?
Also, please write a sentimental poem...
to go with your drawing.
Are you kidding me? A poem?
Joon Ho will exceed at it.
Will we hear "Yellow Tooth 2"?
(He got the nickname on the poet special.)
Yellow tooth...
This is hard. How do I even start?
(They meet with difficulty from the start.)
What do I draw?
What do I do?
I should've taken some art classes.
My gosh. The sky is magnificent.
(The clear sky is like a watercolor painting.)
(Watching the scenery even clears your minds.)
(They're just about to begin.)
Where's Joon Ho?
This seems like the perfect spot.
What do you think? Look at this.
What a view, right?
(Now, what do I draw?)
(They're sighing too.)
(Their brains have hit pause.)
(Pondering)
(Clever Dong Gu thinks for a while.)
(Then he transfers his thoughts on the canvas.)
(They go back to their younger days.)
(In the middle of a picturesque scenery,)
(they draw colorful art that resembles fall.)
Good quality.
This is good enough to be song lyrics.
I can have this in my next album.
(Art is immediately born.)
Now that's poetry.
I'm a genius for sure.
(They finish their work with self-compliments.)
- Did you finish work? - Yes.
We'll invite those...
who will judge your works.
Pardon?
- To judge? - Yes, please come out.
No way.
(They didn't do it just for fun.)
Hello, judges.
They startled me.
I thought he was Soo Chan.
(Today's judges)
I thought he was Soo Chan.
This is Judge Kim Hee Seok.
- Say hello. - I was so startled.
It's nice to meet you.
Chubby boys look similar to him.
Judges.
Please introduce yourself 1 by 1.
In fifth grade at Daegu Songil Elementary School,
I'm Kim Hee Seok.
- Nice to meet you. - Congratulations.
In fourth grade at Gumi Indeok Elementary School,
I'm Bae Seo Yoon.
Nice to meet you.
These judges...
won first place at...
a writing and drawing contest.
The topic was love for the environment.
Congratulations.
That's why we invited them.
Could we see...
the judges' works?
We should see them too.
(Kim Hee Seok's work)
He drew so well.
It's a collection of trash that we threw away.
It became a trash mountain.
(It's a trash mountain.)
I drew people and animals who are sad.
It's about pollution.
It's incredible.
It's Seo Yoon's writing.
What did you write about?
Fish...
live in plastic containers.
My mom reused plastic container...
to give a home to the fish.
- Is it a story? - It's a story.
- A story about recycling? - Yes.
- Recycling? - Yes.
These two will...
judge your drawings and poems...
very objectively.
The judges will give a score out of...
100.
Up to those who place third can eat lunch.
Is this Lunch Game?
What specialty do you think of in Uiseong?
- Garlic. - Garlic.
- Garlic. - It's garlic.
Your lunch is Korean beef that was fed garlic.
(Korean beef?)
It's garlic chicken.
- Garlic chicken? - Garlic chicken.
Garlic chicken sounds delicious.
I want some garlic chicken.
- Do you know? - Let's eat together.
(It's a view full of sentiments in autumn.)
(One Night Two Days Drawing Competition)
I'm embarrassed.
Why are you embarrassed?
Shall I read it? "Like Autumn".
"Spring makes our hearts flutter"
"Love can be hot like the summer"
"Ripe modesty like autumn"
"I hope that's my love"
"Our memories will ripen"
"Modesty towards each other"
(It's too cheesy.)
"I hope we lower our heads to each other"
"That's the love I want"
"Like autumn"
("Like Autumn")
It makes me lower my head.
It gets as low as here...
out of embarrassment.
Why?
(They lose their hands and feet.)
(Smiling)
You can't get any points.
Right.
It doesn't deserve any.
What did you think, judges?
I like the scarecrow...
and rice getting ripe.
I liked them.
That's what I think.
Thank you.
(It's an unexpected compliment.)
- He gives a good score. - That's positive.
He gives him a good score.
About the writing,
he wrote well.
The drawing is a little...
Compared to my work,
give a low score to whose work is worse.
Right?
That's smart.
- He might get 30. - Right.
Show us your score.
He gives him 70 points.
(Judge Hee Seok gives him 70 points.)
(Judge Seo Yoon gives him 70 points.)
- Thank you. - No way.
They gave him many points.
Judge Hee Seok.
You can give people one point to be funny.
(He got it.)
Here's a hint.
(Dong Gu's "Like Autumn" gets 140 points.)
It should be funny too.
This is...
(He sends hearts to Hee Seok.)
(You know how I feel, right?)
I didn't know that you were coming.
I just...
I drew the situation in my house.
(They laugh immediately.)
Rather than the season,
I depicted a situation.
(He emphasizes that it's his house.)
The title is "It's Fine As Long As It's Not Home".
(Other members empathize.)
It can be dangerous.
Will elementary school students empathize?
These are children.
(He points out children first.)
The eldest, second eldest, and youngest.
The eldest is called Korean, English, Math.
What I meant to express was...
a boy who is tired of studying.
All children look unhappy.
Inside this desolate apartment,
the children imagine...
autumn like this.
They want to go out and enjoy the autumn.
"It's Fine As Long As It's Not Home".
(Do you understand what I feel?)
(The picture is moving.)
It's a father who wants to leave the house.
The narrator was you.
This shouldn't be aired.
(His slander starts.)
Do you want your dad to leave the house?
Judge Hee Seok...
started to hide his score from Tae Hyun.
He doesn't want him to see it.
I didn't know that they were coming.
Show us your score.
I didn't like the apartments.
Neither did I like the mountains.
He didn't like them.
Let's celebrate.
Celebrate.
- Celebrate, everyone. - Come on, everyone.
Those apartments look terrible.
Who draws like that?
He has no sense.
The writing was short,
but I think it's good.
Is it because it's moving?
Let's take a look at the scores.
1, 2, 3.
- 55 points? - 55 and 78 points.
(Tae Hyun gets a score of 133 points.)
In my case,
I didn't expect young judges.
What's the topic?
The title is "Scarecrow Joon Ho".
("Scarecrow Joon Ho")
- It starts. - It's not a scarecrow.
"Scarecrow Joon Ho".
(Goodness)
I'll read the poem.
"Scarecrow Joon Ho".
"Scarecrow Joon Ho standing alone"
"It's his first autumn"
(Why is everyone laughing?)
"The winter will be especially cold for him"
("The winter will be especially cold for him")
- He stands alone. - He drew well.
There's nothing children can empathize with.
It's very sloppy.
What's wrong? They might like it.
It's sad.
"Scarecrow Joon Ho".
I think...
the face looks similar to his.
So I liked it.
- That's true. - Wait.
Hee Seok, how is it similar?
- Is it similar? - It's not similar at all.
He's only looking at the drawing.
There's not much, but it was funny.
- It was funny. - Thank you.
- Was it funny? - Yes.
Let's see the scores.
- 65 points? - 65 and 65 points.
(He gets a lower score than the compliments.)
They gave a lot.
Of course.
("Scarecrow Joon Ho" earns 130 points.)
(Current ranking)
Hello, hello.
Hello, judges.
(He says hello politely to appeal them.)
Everyone wrote about something bad,
but I wrote about love.
(Love?)
- Let's see. - What's the title?
I think he forgot.
Hee Seok is laughing at you.
He bursted out laughing.
- Sir. - What is it?
It looks disgusting.
They look like insects.
Don't listen to them. They're demons.
They look like insects.
The title is "Crepe Myrtles".
"It's already..."
"Heat has disappeared"
"I can feel the wind"
"It's autumn"
Seo Yoon doesn't look happy.
(She's disinterested.)
- She isn't happy. - You can yawn.
"She whom I unrequitedly love wakes up"
What do you mean?
"I should confess my love today"
"It's Day One from today"
(Laughing)
Who are you reading it to?
He's in trouble.
For 100 days?
Children wouldn't like it.
He regrets it.
It's not what you think. Kissing is love.
Love is the best in life.
What do you think, judges?
I don't like the flowers.
(He's direct.)
Hee Seok is accurate.
He didn't put a lot of effort in the drawing.
I did my best.
His handwriting is strange.
(She gives criticisms.)
Show us the scores.
Let's see the scores.
- Gosh, really? - Goodness.
45 points.
She took off 6 points from 51.
She deducted it.
Why?
What was that?
Why did you take it off?
She deducted all of a sudden.
Why did you deduct it, Seo Yoon?
As soon as I saw his drawing,
I gave him 51 points.
I changed it when he explained the story.
It was because of the story.
He shouldn't have said anything.
That's so funny.
The deducting was the highlight.
The judges are funny.
(Jong Min's "Crepe Myrtles" earns 75 points.)
Hello, hello.
Are you writing down his score already?
No, no way.
Take a look.
Take a look at my face.
As soon as she saw his face...
Zero points.
- Doesn't he look scary? - Look.
- He's cute. - Am I cute?
(She plays with his heart.)
Will you judge only based on my drawing?
His drawing is worse than mine.
(No spoilers.)
My drawing is like Basquiat's.
- It's like Basquiat. - What?
(He laughs out loud at Defconn's drawing.)
- It's contemporary art. - What?
Hee Seok laughed out loud.
I drew crepe myrtle in different colors.
Because I'm a musician.
- I drew musical notes. - Isn't this a wall paper?
The title is crepe myrtle. I put...
a Chinese character and...
Seo Yun already wrote the score.
(The boring explanation...)
(made her write down the score quickly.)
(Then she closed the notebook.)
- She closed it. - She closed it already.
- Seo Yun closed the book. - Wait.
You need to read this.
No, it's okay. What's the score?
(Defconn takes a deep breathe.)
Please read it.
Crepe myrtle blooms for 100 days.
- You have an impact. - Gosh.
It has an impact because it blooms for 100 days.
You'll be gone after today.
But my memory of you starts today as day one.
He plagiarized.
- He copied mine. - No.
- He plagiarized. - Never.
(Defconn plagiarized Jong Min's line...)
(exactly the same.)
Cheating is bad.
I didn't cheat.
- You shouldn't cheat. - We'll show the score.
20 and 53.
Hee Seok gave you a score of 20.
- Applause! - A score of 20?
Hee Seok laughed a lot.
- The drawing is so empty. - It's too empty.
Don't you know the beauty of blank space?
Okay, fine.
(Defconn is upset.)
He's upset.
He drew better than Jong Min.
His is similar to Jong Min's.
- Yes. - The score is still high.
Defconn has the lowest score so far.
(Defconn receives 73 in total.)
Everyone talked about nature.
But I talked about my heart.
(They like it.)
- It'll get zero. - Flip it.
- Goodness. - Look at that.
- What's going on here? - It's a doodle.
He went like this.
("A Song In Me" by Joon Ho)
This is the sky.
This is the ground.
- It's simple. - He didn't try.
- He didn't try. - Don't write yet.
(He's evaluating it already.)
- He made up his mind. - Listen to me first.
Please write down after you listen.
- He didn't do anything. - Give it to me.
- Listen first. - Take it away.
- Listen. - "A Song In Me".
I think the poem is nice.
Small intestine composes.
- Intestine. - What intestine?
Large intestine writes lyrics.
Butt sings.
(Making sounds)
(Making strange sounds)
She covered her eyes.
(That's disgusting.)
- Is that a poem? - Where did people go?
- Where did they go? - It's a good poem.
I think Hee Seok won't give...
no more than five points.
Let's listen to the comments first.
He has a bad writing, but the poem is good.
- Yes. - He wrote well.
Thank you. It's really poetic.
How about the picture?
(Laughing)
(He laughs without saying anything.)
Seo Yun will show the score first.
- Let's see. - It's 79.
- Gosh. - A score of 79.
- You passed. - He wrote the best.
- But... - Wait.
Then how many points do I need?
If Hee Seok gives you more than 52 points,
then you'll place third or higher.
All right. The picture.
- Please. - Okay.
His face already tells you the score.
- Show the score. - Go.
Is it 52?
- Please show us. - Show it.
(He's nervous.)
(What's the score?)
What is that?
(I passed!)
Show us.
(His soul escapes.)
What's this?
It's minus 10 points.
Is this an alphabet?
He'll write again.
He wrote a letter.
It's minus 10.
Joon Ho places last...
with a score of 69.
("A Song In Me" by Kim Joon Ho)
The result of the competition is...
Dong Gu is 1st place, Tae Hyun is 2nd place,
and Joon Young is third place.
- We did it. - Good job.
(Dong Gu, Tae Hyun, and Joon Young get lunch.)
- Two Days. - And One Night.
(One Night Two Days - Fall Trip CF Promotion)
The flowers are...
as tall as people.
People only think canola flowers are famous.
But people should come here.
It'd be nice to go in there.
It's great for taking pictures.
(They say crepe myrtles bloom for 100 days.)
It's like autumn cherry blossom.
- It's like cicada. - That's right.
Everyone got better at figure of speech.
Because we just wrote poems.
- We're all poets. - Yes.
We're filming like it's a fall commercial.
If you're going to shoot a commercial,
we should sign a contract.
This is a breech of contract.
We received an award, you know.
Give us something to eat.
- Give us three meals. - Okay.
For a fall trip commercial,
there should be a clip of us eating.
- That's a commercial. - Yes.
They said they'd give us a bowl of rice...
since we received the President's Award.
That's right.
- Really? - What do you mean?
- Because of the award. - We asked...
for a bowl of rice.
Did Director Yoo Il Yong say that?
(Yes, he did.)
You can talk to him about that later.
(A clean way to solve the problem)
He's good.
- He's not easy. - He's pretty good.
There's always a female model in a commercial.
If there was one, she should be here already.
He can't pretend to be happy anymore.
- He can't. - It's over.
- It's over. - He can't do that.
What do you like about her the best?
Are her eyes pretty? Her nose or her lips?
Answer us.
What do you do on a nice day like this?
Do you have a picture with her?
(I don't hear anything.)
I hate this.
He acts as if he's really in a relationship.
Why does he look so funny?
- Look at him. - Show us a picture.
- Show us. - Come on.
- Show us the picture. - Let go.
- Stop it. - You can date there.
Get married on this program.
Seriously.
- That's fidelity. - Right.
You guys are like leeches.
(TV brings love.)
(Happy lunch time)
No way.
- Go in. - Gosh.
(Uiseong garlic fed beef)
- Gosh. - Amazing.
(Uiseong garlic chicken with a spicy fragrance)
Let's sit.
What's this?
This is...
- Let's listen. - Do it.
(Sizzling)
- What's this? - What is it?
I've never seen something like this.
Prime ribs, thick skirt, thin skirt,
neck chain, and think flank.
- Why are there so many? - Guess the parts?
See if it tastes like garlic.
- Slightly. - How is the beef?
(Gulping)
I've never had garlic fed beef.
- It tastes clean. - Yes.
This is amazing.
Are those quail eggs?
(It melts in your mouth.)
Let's make a wrap.
That looks so good.
It's really good.
Korean beef is delicious everywhere.
It's interesting.
(They eat nonstop.)
The beef is amazing.
Try the chicken.
- Chicken? - Yes, try the chicken.
Stop grilling beef.
It's crispy.
(Tae Hyun bites the drumstick.)
Soy sauce flavor.
Does is smell like garlic?
It has the taste of garlic.
(Garlic chicken with strong garlic flavor)
It's soy sauce and garlic flavor.
It's not that greasy. It's good with alcohol.
This makes me want beer.
It's slightly spicy.
Masters. I'll do a funny garlic joke.
If you think it's funny,
give me some chicken.
Okay. I'm hungry for laughter.
If you're funny.
- Make me laugh. - Okay.
Goodness.
What are you doing?
(What are they trying to show?)
I think he'll spit out garlic.
(Falling)
(Laughing)
Joon Ho is funny. Let's give him some.
I want some too.
- Here you go. - Thanks.
You three have work to do.
There's a job for you.
I guess you need to peel garlic.
Look at this.
We'll shoot a fall trip commercial.
We'll shoot the eating part here.
The three losers...
have to film like the storyboard.
- Okay. - Will they eat?
It's a commercial. We have no choice.
I'll show you the storyboard.
Daughter, Mom, and Dad are at a restaurant.
The daughter keeps eating.
What? Does the daughter get to eat?
The daughter has to eat the chicken at once.
If she fails, she has to keep trying.
- That's nice. - You can eat ours.
Please choose your roles.
- The daughter. - Me too.
All of you?
I look exactly like the daughter.
Look at the storyboard.
Decide who'll be the daughter.
Look. Her eyes are pretty.
The daughter feeds a fistful of garlic.
She says, "Uiseong is known for garlic."
Then she feeds her dad a fistful of raw garlic.
Joon Ho has to be the dad.
- Joon Ho is the dad. - Daughter is the best.
- Daughter is good. - Only she can eat.
Peel three cloves of garlic fast.
- Three cloves. - Yes.
Whoever gets it first will play the daughter.
Start.
- It's hard. - You're good.
- It's difficult. - I can't peel it.
The skin doesn't come off.
(Blowing)
Jong Min's method is good.
- Rubbing is good. - What?
Three is difficult.
- Three cloves? - No.
- 3 cloves? - 3.
Three cloves?
- 3 cloves! - 3 cloves.
- 3 cloves? - 3 cloves!
You're Dad. Joon Ho is Mom.
- I'll be Daughter. - Why am I the dad?
I have no kids. Why am I the dad?
We're ready.
- Jong Min's the father. - Okay. We're set.
Now that we are settled with our roles,
let's decide on the director.
- What? - Director?
- What do you mean? - We need a director.
Joon Young will be Director Jung.
No. He can't be the director.
I'll give up on my vote.
Because you don't want him to be the director,
we'll select him as the director.
Director Jung.
I'll watch you all carefully.
Dong Gu will be the assistant director.
- Okay. - You can be my assistant.
We'll now give you props for you to prepare...
for your roles.
Do we have to put on makeup? I'm a daughter.
Here it is.
The father role doesn't need anything else.
Director Jung...
- There's the script. - Yes.
But you have to work on it like this...
I'll be doing this.
(Can they even shoot according to the script?)
(Her father chews food slowly.)
- Oh, wait. - You can wear it.
But you put them here.
What are you trying to draw?
Are you drawing the man from "Saw"?
You're drawing the man from "Saw".
No. I'm not.
He looks like the guy from "Saw".
Don't I look like him?
You only colored his cheek bones.
You should put on some colors on his lips.
- I'll do it for you. - Just do it as usual.
Color them nicely.
(The daughter and her mom are so loving.)
He looks scary.
He's like Ko Eun Ae from the cartoon.
(Mother: Ko Eun Ae, a gluttonous eater)
Mr. Hong.
The father should be like that. Yes.
Gosh, it's nice.
(Everyone's laughing.)
Just trust me.
You're like Park Sang Min.
(Father: Park Sang Min, bad at Korean)
It's nice!
You look handsome.
(Super Radical Gag Family)
(Shooting for food commercial)
The mother says "It's good to travel..."
"because we get to eat nice food from there."
You should smile.
(The family is trying to memorize the script.)
What do I do?
It's good to travel...
because we get to eat nice food from the region.
Then what's in...
What's famous in Uiseong?
Uiseong is known for garlic.
You should smile.
Oh, my goodness.
Put garlic in the father's mouth.
You should chew them.
Father should be...
eating garlic slowly like a gourmet.
He finishes the whole thing and opens his mouth.
There is such thing?
- There is. - Here it is.
If you make mistakes, it will never end.
(It's the breadwinner's responsibility.)
You have to do it again.
Let's start with the first scene again.
- Gosh. - Get ready.
Action.
It's nice here.
- Action. - Gosh, it's nice here.
You should try this.
(The mother's looking for a drumstick.)
- Why is he eating a lot? - No, hold it.
You can't have that.
This is our food prop. We have to use this.
These are just props.
We had to include that drumstick.
I thought we were on a trip...
- Oh, gosh. - I thought we could eat.
- You are so weird. - Don't eat the props.
Ma'am, you should smile.
- Action. - Kimchi should be fine.
I had too much kimchi.
Action.
Let's go again.
Action.
- It's nice here. - It's good to go...
on a trip because we get to eat nice food.
What's famous in Uiseong?
Uiseong is known for garlic.
(There goes the biggest obstacle.)
Here it is. Open your mouth.
- What's that smell? - It's the garlic.
(Look at his face.)
Look at your father.
(I'm fine.)
I'd like to see him making no mistakes.
(I'm fine as long as my daughter's happy.)
- Don't chew it. - Just swallow it, dad.
(He swallowed the whole thing.)
- Uiseong garlic is... - the best.
- Cut. - Why?
Oh, gosh.
He didn't swallow it. It's there in his mouth.
Open your mouth.
He hid them behind his gums.
(He's spitting the garlic.)
Oh, gosh.
You hid them behind your gums?
Somebody had three pieces...
Oh, my gosh.
I don't think he does well on playing the dad's role.
We should swap dad and mom.
- Really? - Oh, nice.
He's so bad at acting.
I'd be happy to change my role.
He's so bad at acting.
- No. - It's nice to go on...
a trip because we get to eat nice food from there.
- Look. - This is how you say.
Then you can give the garlic to the mother.
Where's my manager?
Get ready.
Action.
It's nice to be here.
It's good to on a trip...
because you get to eat all the food from there...
Cut.
It's good to go on a trip...
because we get to eat nice food from the place.
Let's do it again.
Let's do it.
(It's their third trial.)
(Jong Min finally is done with his line.)
(Joon Ho's doing something that's not in the script.)
What are you doing, mom?
Look at her.
(He put picked radish instead of garlic.)
Oh, gosh. Look at the mom.
I don't think it would work as a commercial.
- The garlic's too strong. - I'm sorry.
(They're having a hard time shooting.)
We're not ready with...
Let's do it this way, Director Jung.
The daughter will have the garlic.
Will you do it?
And I...
can't trust my mom and dad.
Oh, okay.
Action.
It's good to go on a trip...
because we get to eat nice food from the place.
Really?
What's famous in Uiseong?
Uiseong is...
(He's having an inner conflict.)
known for garlic.
Oh, gosh.
(Good job, my girl.)
- Oh, gosh. - He ate the whole thing.
Oh, you're eating well.
It's crispy.
It's like snack.
Oh, gosh.
(His tongue is burning.)
Oh, my goodness!
It's so sweet!
Isn't it like minced garlic?
(He's tearing up.)
- Uiseong garlic is... - the best.
Oh, good job.
(It's approved.)
Good job.
You can just edit it.
It's all done.
- I'm tearing up. - Cheers.
Let's move on.
(Scene Two)
(Korean beef marinated with Uiseong garlic)
Dong Gu, the mom's making a wrap, right?
The mom feeds the girl by making a wrap.
Okay. She makes a wrap.
- Okay. Let's do it. - Action.
It's really delicious.
- Oh, it's beef! - I'll dip it in salt.
(It's well-cooked.)
It's very hot.
It's delicious.
(He's having a mysterious symptom.)
He can't even spit it out.
- It's hot. - What's wrong with him?
Is it that delicious?
(He's grabbing Joon Ho by his collar.)
What are you doing to your mother?
What are you doing?
What are you doing to your mother?
You're crazy!
(This is a broken family.)
- What did you do to her? - Five pieces of garlic...
Really?
I added...
garlic and put the lettuce on top to hide it.
(He added five pieces of garlic secretly.)
His acting is...
(I'm sorry, my girl.)
- It's scene 2-2. - Action.
I'll drop the garlic this time.
Oh, what a relief...
Oh, my gosh.
(Defconn's known for an eating show.)
Wait a second.
Is it delicious?
(He can sense the smell of Uiseong in his mouth.)
How is it?
Because I had Uiseong garlic,
this Korean beef tastes very soft.
I should make some for you two.
I should be a good daughter to my mom.
Oh, gosh. There goes my little girl.
You should be a good girl to me too.
- Okay. - You got home at dawn.
It's all burned.
You should feed your mom.
Mom, here you go.
Here it is.
(He's spitting the garlic.)
You're making it only for her?
(His tongue moved faster than their eyes.)
Be a good daughter.
You are...
playing tricks.
I'll make one for dad too.
(Pricking at his conscience)
(Feeding daddy too)
You keep dropping stuff from your mouth.
He's spitting the garlic.
(He's separating garlic from the wrap.)
Work on it.
I'm quite happy about it.
- Here you go. - Three more servings...
This is the last scene.
- Oh, my gosh. - Get ready.
We're left with garlic chicken.
- My gosh. - Do we just eat it?
Yes. Say your lines.
"I'm so happy to have good food with...
my family here." Finish it with a smile.
You should continue from the last one.
Continue from there.
- Okay. - Oh, gosh.
There's a delicious food.
Can you eat it at one bite?
Of course.
Have it at one bite.
(He's twisting the drumstick.)
He's twisting it.
(It's all gone.)
He ate it at one bite.
Do it again.
- Again? - Yes, do it again.
Oh, gosh.
(He put it in his mouth.)
(The sucks the whole thing.)
It's all gone.
He just had it at one bite.
(It's an unbelievable scene.)
- One more time? - Yes, do it again.
- Do it again? - Yes.
- Do you want it? - Do it again.
Okay. Put it in.
Oh, gosh.
(He's an expert in deboning.)
How is it even possible?
Let's try it too.
(He's having a piece by this chance.)
Cut. Stop.
Stop.
Stop it now.
You can't do that.
This isn't yours.
It's your daughter's. Don't put it in the mouth.
(Dad, grow up.)
Here goes the third scene.
Action.
You should all smile.
- Dad. - This looks delicious.
This looks delicious.
(They're cute.)
Finish it at once.
Oh, my gosh.
It's all gone.
(Is he a human?)
It's so good...
to have good food with my family here.
I'm so happy!
Did you improvise it?
You should smile.
(This is...)
- Smile, everyone. - Smile.
(capitalism smile)
Smile.
You're a master at this.
Kiss him on the cheek and we'll finish this.
1, 2, 3.
(Kissing)
(The end of the eccentric family)
(The shooting ends successfully.)
This is so hard.
It's so hard.
I ate five drumsticks.
In five minutes.
(Giggling)
If you're done, let's go to the next place.
They had a decent meal.
Thank you for the food.
He ate a lot.
We really enjoyed the food.
- Thank you. - What do we eat next?
What's that?
If I become the director, I won't let you be a man.
I'll paint your body red and make you a spoon worm.
A spoon worm.
(Horrible)
We're now leaving Uiseong...
and heading for Gunwi in North Gyeongsang Province.
- Gunwi? - Are we moving?
- Gunwi. - Gunwi?
(If you drive deeper into mountains from Uiseong,)
(you will get to the quiet and beautiful village.)
The movie, "Little Forest" was...
- filmed here. - I know the movie.
"Little Forest."
(Gunwi is beautiful just like the movie.)
(In the center of the village...)
This is cool.
This place looks like the Folk Village.
This place is beautiful.
(Iyagi Village in Gunwi)
You can experience...
the history and culture of the Joseon Dynasty here.
It's called Saraon Iyagi Village.
- It means life stories? - Yes.
(Stories about our ancestors)
Let's get in there. It looks cool.
This is nice.
What is that?
I think we should throw these.
- What is this? - Just throw these.
This? All of them?
Just throw them here.
(Jong Min tries it first.)
This is about fortune-telling.
(It's nothing serious, but it makes them nervous.)
(The divination of your fortune)
(What does it say about Jong Min's fortune?)
You have a lot of energy...
and are full of drive.
No matter what you do, it will go well.
Everything will go off without a hitch.
(He's been talking about love since the morning.)
(Dear Deity,)
(please help me find my love.)
Joon Ho's been stressed these days.
He's doing all weird things.
It's right here.
He's holding the sticks neatly.
- Just do it. - Wait.
Hey, stop it.
(It's a mess.)
What's your fortune thrown by Joon Young?
(What's the result?)
After a storm comes a calm.
There will be a bright future after hardships.
(Just hang in there.)
There will be an answer.
It doesn't say bad things.
Did you get something different?
(After a storm comes a calm.)
It says good things.
There's nothing special.
- What is this? - No one's interested.
It says I'll be in poor health.
- What is this? - What?
What is this?
Il Yong is right there.
- There's Il Yong. - There he is.
He's become a statue?
This place is a village school.
They had an oriental medicine clinic back then?
That's right. They had oriental medicine clinics.
- Like Donguibogam. - Someone's in there.
There's a person?
Gosh, this is scary.
(Il Yong is sick in bed now.)
(Their destination is the Deokchi office.)
We will get flogged here.
This is it.
Twist his legs!
They have sticks here.
(Pillory, leg-screw, and sticks for flogging)
I'll hit you in full swing like this.
If Defconn hits me with this...
This is so....
This is my seat.
- What's that? - Gosh.
(Joon Ho sits on the chair of a district magistrate.)
This is nice.
As you can see, this is...
a government office of a district magistrate.
We will shoot a commercial for the tourist site.
We need cast.
(They get the continuity for the commercial.)
Who's the director?
One of you will be...
a district magistrate.
And the magistrate will be the director...
and assign your roles.
We need 1 district magistrate, 3 criminals,
- and two policemen. - Okay.
The district magistrate brings charges against...
the criminals and inflict punishments.
The magistrate gives an order,
and the criminals will be punished.
- Just like that? - Yes.
- For no reason? - How do we decide?
How should we decide?
You can play any game you want.
What's that?
There's a pogo stick.
Let's use the pogo stick.
It's a pogo stick.
Why do they have a pogo stick here?
It's for children to experience it.
- Really? - Yes.
- Gosh, it's been so long. - That's nice.
What do we do with a pogo stick?
Bouncing on a pogo stick?
That sounds good.
You can't practice it.
I shouldn't practice it?
- You can't do that. - Let me try just once.
It wouldn't be fun if I fail to do it.
Let's just begin.
- Let's just do it. - Let's start right away.
Ready or not, rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
(Joon Ho lost.)
- What? - You should go first.
I can't even keep my balance.
Where should I do this?
- What should I do? - Put a foot on it.
Just jump on it.
Once you take your foot off, it begins.
Your right foot.
Let me tell you one thing.
You should start it with a jump.
In 1, 2, and 3.
Once you take your foot off, it begins.
- In 1, 2, and 3. - I'll do it myself.
- Don't say that. - In 1, 2, and 3.
- You have to focus. - In 1, 2, and 3.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
6, 7, 8,
9, 10,
11, 12, 13, 14...
He's so good.
15, 16, 17, 18,
What's going on?
- Just keep doing it. - 20, 21, 22.
Gosh, it's 22.
What was that?
Have you tried it before?
- You've done it before. - You came here yesterday.
It's easy.
It suits the length of my legs.
- I gave you a tip. - Thank you.
They distracted you. You saw that, right?
I did.
I'm worried if you fall down.
Okay. I'll remember that.
What did you say to me?
Your record is 22.
My gosh.
You'll see. I'll do better than 22.
Let's watch Tae Hyun.
- Start. - 1, 2, 3, 4.
- It's 4. - 3.
- His record is 4. - He's weak.
You were really good.
Make sure to choose the right connection.
My record is 22.
I'll do it better than 22.
There he goes.
- Wait. - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
(He begins breezily.)
- What? Is it 4? - It's 4.
He's too heavy for this.
You're next.
If I flog, it will hurt so bad.
I'll take his clothes off first.
Here I go.
Start.
- Good luck. - 1, 2, 3, 4,
- It's done. - 5, 6, 7.
(He's doing it well.)
6, 7, 8.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
(I'm sorry.)
Please save me.
He's the district magistrate.
Please save me.
- I will... - Don't touch.
What are you doing to the district magistrate?
Don't touch my body.
You're not allowed to touch my body.
I don't have any expectation.
He's Dumb Gu.
1, 2, 3.
(Only 3)
His record is 3.
What's wrong with him?
His body looks just fine. What's wrong with him?
If I had your body, I would've got 50.
I will put on the costume.
It's over there.
All right.
I finally become a king.
- Let me take care of it. - Okay.
Please watch him, sir.
Okay.
- Can I start? - Yes.
Start.
1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8,
9, 10, 11, 12,
- He can't do this. - 13, 14...
(Will Joon Young be able to break the record?)
15, 16.
(Nervous)
- 15, 16, 17. - Gosh.
(He fails to break Joon Ho's record.)
(Joon Ho is the district magistrate.)
- Sir. - Congratulations.
Try your best.
I got only three.
I'll take good care of you.
I like a government post.
You look good in the uniform.
Sir, I'm Eunuch Kim.
Don't stand over here.
- I'm down here. - Go down there.
This is for you, sir.
- Okay. - I'll twist the legs...
of the guys who had lunch.
How can I put this on?
I will put him in the pillory.
That's better than flogging.
I will choose my right-hand man first.
Yes, sir.
Say one good thing about me.
Gosh, it's so difficult.
(Letting out a sigh)
You look like Jang Hyuk in that uniform.
Eon Nyun.
(He looks a little similar.)
(He just wants to avoid the punishment.)
You look similar.
Joon Ho creates...
- a good synergy effect. - Synergy?
He shouldn't be alone.
He needs...
someone to assist him
Joon Young, you're the policeman.
Policeman one.
I need his good ideas.
He's good at bullying people.
Good at bullying?
(Dong Gu and Joon Young are the policemen.)
(Pillory, flogging, and leg-screw)
- Take one. - Take one.
(The clear sound of slating)
It's so nice to experience...
our ancestors' lives on a trip.
Let's go back to the past.
- Go, go! - Go, go!
(Director, district magistrate, sound effects)
We captured the criminal.
- All right. - I'm innocent.
Innocent? How dare you... Take his shirt off.
(He undresses Jong Min before punishing him.)
A criminal shouldn't be wearing clothes.
What are you doing? I'm innocent.
(It's an exciting historical trip.)
(The criminal suffers hardships on the trip.)
The local residents are watching us.
They will watch you on TV anyway.
(He puts the microphone on his ear.)
- I'm innocent. - That's it.
There's a misunderstanding.
What is his sin?
He stole the clothes of a lumberjack...
who was taking a shower...
around the pond in the mountain last might.
He stole the clothes of a lumberjack?
I can't believe this.
And he loved the lumberjack.
He loved the lumberjack too much.
My heart aches, but I have to twist his legs.
(The end of a sad love story)
- This is stage 1. - Stage 1.
It's good. It feels right.
- All right. - Hey.
- "Hey"? - 1, 2, 3.
(Power increased by 10)
Try thrilling and fun activities!
- Good. - Well done.
- Next. - It was pretty good.
What crime did he commit?
He looks like a nobleman.
(Kim Ja Hong, the nobleman)
He used to be a secret royal inspector.
Lee Mong Ryong.
- Me? - Cha Mong Ryong.
Yes.
Although you had Chun Hyang,
you were dating Kongjwi...
and Snow White.
(He's been dating Kongjwi and Snow White?)
- What? - And even Shim Cheong!
- I did? - How could you do that?
What a jerk.
(He's been only dating girls in fairy tales.)
You even dated Snow White in the United States.
I did that?
Give him poison.
Drink it up.
There you go.
Travel back in time into the history!
(Travel back in time into the history!)
- Cut. - That was great.
- Now, the highlight. - Highlight?
Please treat us equally.
I'm treating you all equally.
Goodness, sir!
- You! - We got him.
What crime did he commit?
- He's a brutal criminal. - Brutal criminal?
Do you know "A Toad That Returns the Favor"?
"A Toad That Returns the Favor"?
He ate the toad from...
"A Toad That Returns the Favor".
(He returned evil for good.)
Sir.
He ate the three little pigs.
Sir, I didn't know they were so famous!
He even ate Nemo.
Even Nemo?
You ate all the characters from fairy tales!
He cooked maeuntang with Nemo.
Are you a bullfrog or what?
(He's a brutal predator like a bullfrog.)
Sir, I have one last wish before I die.
- What is it? - I want to eat Dumbo.
Hit his bottom very hard!
I'm so sad I can't eat Dumbo the baby elephant!
Gosh, hey!
(A full swing)
(Hey, wait!)
Wait! Wait!
Hey, come on.
- Lie down. - It actually hurts a lot.
- Lie down. - It hurts so much.
- Lie down. - Why did you eat them?
Is it because of him? Why did you eat them?
I'm sorry.
- Were you hungry? - Take two more.
Everyone, laugh!
(They excitedly slap him and laugh.)
(What a fun time travel.)
Hit him more!
Sir.
The criminal is in a different outfit now,
- That's true. - Come on!
Hit him with a stick as well.
- What? - Why, Sir?
You messed up the commercial.
Lie down.
(The thief goes back to the board.)
He really looks like a criminal.
You looks great.
Here we go.
(For a harder slap, a mercenary is hired.)
- Take it easy. - Let's get started.
Yes, Sir.
Don't forget we will wrap this up with a laughter.
Hit me more!
(If that's what you want.)
[VIU Ver] KBS2 E568 1N2D "Fall Trip CF Promotion Part 1" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-
Here you go!
Don't move!
Come here.
(What is that?)
Come here!
What is it?
What is that?
(A palanquin?)
What is that?
Isn't that a flower palanquin?
(Who is in the palanquin?)
Maybe Yoo Il Yong is inside?
- Who is it? - Yoo Il Yong?
Twist Yoo Il Yong's legs.
Who does he think he is to show up like this?
Come out. Come out.
- Come on out. - Come out.
- Come out. - Yoo Il Yong.
- Come on out. - Come out.
Hey, you look strange now.
Yoo Il Yong, come out.
(Let me see your face.)
- Yoo Il Yong. - Come on out.
Who is it? Is it a woman?
It's a woman.
- Why is there a woman? - Who is she?
Close it. He's half-naked.
- She's pretty. - Hang on a second.
- She's pretty. - What's going on?
Who is in it?
I'm sorry. Jong Min was the one who hit it.
What's going on?
(He quickly changes his attitude.)
- Maybe she's Chun Hyang. - She even laughs nicely.
- Who can be Chun Hyang? - She's really pretty.
- Miss Chun Hyang? - Who could she be?
- Miss Chun Hyang. - No one is telling us.
- She's coming out. - Hey.
- Excuse me. - It's a woman.
- Jong Min. - Why did you do that?
Please cover yourself.
- Cover yourself. - What's going on?
(They panic to see a female guest.)
- Please come out. - What is going on?
Watch your head.
(Who is this young woman?)
(Stumbling)
- Be careful. - Are you okay?
(He tries to keep his pride to the end.)
(She comes out while all the eyes are on her.)
What's wrong?
Never mind. I just hit myself.
Iced Americano.
She's on "Your Honor".
She's an actress.
- I watched it. - She's on "Your Honor".
She plays the idol who did drugs.
- Am I right? - Yes, that's me.
- The idol who did drugs? - Yes.
(A rising star who has excellent acting skills)
(She was on "Gonjiam", "The Chase".)
(A movie and drama actress, Park Ji Hyun)
Hello, I am Actress Park Ji Hyun.
Park Ji Hyun.
(They passionately welcome her.)
What are you doing? Put on your clothes.
What are you doing? We have a guest here.
What's going on?
Why do we have a guest at this point?
There's a reason why we invited her.
Traveling with your family and friends is nice,
but many people dream of...
traveling with their lovers too.
She's invited to play your girlfriend.
So there will be a date.
This is unexpected.
She's starring in our commercial?
- Yes. - Really?
What should we do? Should we hit her?
She should get hit with the sticks first.
Do you watch One Night Two Days?
Yes, I do.
Which one of us do you like?
Is there anyone you've been interested in?
- Why are you doing this? - Be careful.
- She just came. - Your answer could...
- upset him. - Don't bother her.
Could you rank us? From the 1st to the 6th.
Should we all stand in front of you?
- That sounds good. - Kick the one you hate.
Joon Ho recently got divorced, so...
Hey.
(He tries to eliminate his rival.)
- Can I just pick one? - Yes.
Kick the sixth first.
Kick the sixth first. That's better for us.
Kick the one you don't like.
How can I kick you? Should I really kick you?
- Knee kick counts too. - Kick him hard.
Say, "Get lost!" and kick him.
Get lost!
So that's how you do it.
- Good job. - That's how you do it.
- Well done. - Good work.
She kicked me out?
(Let's see.)
Just pick the one you like the most.
- Pick the best one. - The best one?
Will she hug the one she likes the most?
(He's pretty expectant.)
(Whom will Ji Hyun choose?)
You can't choose Dong Gu.
- Except Dong Gu. - Except Dong Gu.
She can't choose someone she's already close to.
She could just pick him because they're close.
- Except Dong Gu. - Dong Gu is out.
(Then whom will she choose?)
Hug the person you like.
(Tae Hyun?)
- You can't pick Tae Hyun. - I'm out too?
(Flustered)
- You can't pick him. - Why not?
- This is unfair. - You can't pick an actor.
- You're both actors. - He's an actor.
- Actors are out. - No connections allowed.
She can't choose fellow actors.
He's out.
- All right. - Now let's do it.
(He butts in.)
Are you single?
- We're all singles. - I'm single.
He's divorced, so it's okay.
This is a group of single people.
- Are you okay? - Let's do it again.
Let's do it again without actors.
Kick the one you like the most among them.
- Kick? - Kick the one you like.
(Without hesitation)
She kicked him.
(Whom did she kick?)
(Here you go!)
(I can't move my body.)
(I can't stop smiling.)
- He has a girlfriend. - This doesn't count.
- This doesn't count. - He has a girlfriend.
- This doesn't count. - He rolls around.
Let's do it again.
(They take a short break.)
Is it your first time on a variety show?
I heard you couldn't sleep last night.
(She couldn't sleep because she was nervous.)
- People... - I'm so scared.
You are? There's nothing to be scared of.
I really enjoyed the drama.
- He was a big fan of it. - He watched everything.
I watched all the episodes.
- He did. - How did you know?
We're going to pick one who will play...
Ji Hyun's boyfriend.
- Boyfriend? - Yes.
Ji Hyun will see your acting...
and pick one.
Let me show you the audition script.
- Let me see. - What is it?
No way. Is it improvisation?
This is the movie, "A Promise".
That scene?
Didn't we watch this?
(Park Shin Yang's famous line)
(If you ask me what my sin is,)
(it's that I met this woman...)
- "I met this woman." - "I met this woman."
"I loved this woman."
(Shin Yang expressed the emotions in depth.)
That's my sin.
- "I leave this woman." - "I leave this woman."
(I hate myself so much.)
- "I hate myself so much." - "I hate myself so much."
I hate myself so much.
But...
loving this woman...
It's so long. I can't memorize this.
(The key is to express the emotional outburst.)
It's too hard.
- It's too hard. - It's a famous scene,
but Park Shin Yang's perfect acting...
is what made it great.
Please set the things up.
It's going to be a strange audition.
Gosh, what is this?
There's an ice.
(The props are set in an instant.)
- Is that a massage board? - Yes.
(A powerful massage board)
(Mysterious tools)
(It's the oddest audition in the world.)
You will squat hop...
on the massage board one by one,
kneel on the cushion...
and read the lines.
Ji Hyun will be sitting over there...
as a judge.
What? She should join us.
(Hopping on the massage board?)
The rest of you can...
use the props over there...
and disturb the one...
kneeling on the cushion.
- Disturb? - What?
The rest disturb...
the one who auditions?
(It's a strange audition.)
- My goodness. - I like the idea.
All right.
Make it difficult for the person to focus.
Ji Hyun, please tell us...
about the criteria.
- Precisely. - What will you focus on?
Your acting has to be...
fun and genuine at the same time.
We will make it funny anyway.
This is impossible.
Our goal is to read all the lines.
Reading all the lines is our goal.
Rock-paper-scissors.
(They decide the order.)
You do it first.
No, I'll be the last.
Rock-paper-scissors.
(Auditioning order)
- Okay. - Nice.
Who is the first one to audition?
Me.
(Number 1, Cha Shin Yang)
I think it's better to be first.
(The rest are motivated to drag him down.)
Tae Hyun.
(Is there something else?)
In case Tae Hyun is not ticklish,
I'll use another tool.
(This is a nightmare.)
Ready, action.
(As soon as he hops on the board, it burns.)
Ji Hyun.
My gosh.
I'll do my best, Ji Hyun.
Kneel down. Let's get started.
If...
If you...
(Thud)
(No way you can get serious.)
If you ask me...
what sin I committed,
(Let me give you some ice.)
it's that I met this woman...
- and... - Don't laugh.
You shouldn't laugh.
I leave this woman alone.
I think it's my biggest sin.
I hate myself so much.
(The rubber thread stretches.)
But!
When it comes to loving this woman...
(The pain intensifies the emotions.)
I really...
Really...
I really...
didn't want to be a human.
You're so dead.
(They don't care.)
(Fascinated)
The first one is the best one.
If this is the first one...
Let's stop it.
- Let's stop it. - This is enough.
You play her boyfriend.
That sounds good. You do it.
You two do it.
- Who is the next? - It's Jong Min.
- All right. - Jong Min.
Why is this so terrifying?
Do you have more props? Something hard.
- Do you have bricks? - Is there a hammer?
What do you need that for?
- Hey. - Take this.
He brought a bucket of water.
It's for the next person.
You guys are like torturers.
This is terrifying.
Let's start.
Ready, action.
(I got you.)
Gosh, I'm so scared.
Hop.
Don't you dare come to the cushion.
I have to concentrate on the emotion.
I'm not there yet.
(He hops on the same spot.)
Hurry up.
(He must be really scared.)
- Push him. - What are you doing?
I can't go further.
(He's pushed to the cushion.)
Let's get started.
Once you kneel down, it starts.
- Stay put. - Wait.
(You're now watching how pain can...)
Get out of the way.
(turn into deep emotions.)
Hey.
If you...
- Bring the water. - ask me...
what my sins are...
What are you saying?
What my sins are...
What are you saying?
(Kicking)
It's that I met this woman...
I loved this woman...
(He gets doused with water.)
- And... - Read the lines.
I leave this woman...
alone.
(Laughing)
(For the deeper emotions, he pours ice on him.)
As long as...
I leave this woman alone.
(She can't breathe.)
(He aggressively expresses the emotion.)
Stop it! Stop it!
I'm not done yet!
Wait!
When it comes to loving this woman...
(He picks his toes with a clothespin.)
I hate myself so much.
(Okay)
(She's touched by his deep emotions.)
My goodness.
But...
(His acting gets better and better.)
When it comes to...
loving this woman, I really...
I really...
- Let's party. - I really...
didn't want to be a human.
It's over.
(Now he feels the pain.)
Now please judge his performance.
(He's a wreck.)
(She laughs so hard that she can't breathe.)
I'm sorry, but I'm after him.
What's going to happen to me now?
(The audition is getting more and more chaotic.)
It's so hardcore already. I'm worried now.
- My gosh. - This is crazy.
I could understand almost nothing,
but I feel so bad for him.
(He desperately acted a pathetic man.)
It was very funny.
- It was so funny. - We made you look funny.
Your shoulders have become much wider.
Look at him.
(He removes his shoulder pads.)
I'm glad I was the first.
You know what is going to happen.
You know you won't need a microphone.
(Spitting)
(An unexpected salt water terror attack)
She stepped on the mine.
She stepped on the mine. It's salt water.
Who gave it to her?
(It's obviously Joon Ho.)
He managed to feed her some salt water.
How dare you kick me!
Have you been holding the grudge?
I've been waiting for 30 minutes.
(When they were getting ready for the game...)
- Here's water. - Thank you.
(That's why you were kind to her.)
You've been waiting since then?
You're amazing.
Let me take revenge on him for you.
Don't throw this away.
(He thinks he knows what he'll use it for.)
It's reserved for you.
You have your salt water reserved.
(Shouting)
Why do I have to hype up before I act?
Would you like to say a word?
- Ji Hyun. - Say something.
Let's shoot the next drama together.
Goodness, that's scary.
He should be punished.
- Ji Hyun. - Let's see how he acts.
That sounds good.
Shall we let him read two lines?
We don't have to be too hard on him at first.
- Let's wait until "love". - Let's wait a bit.
Ready, action.
Here we go.
He hasn't started yet.
(He hasn't started yet.)
(He didn't even step on the massage board.)
- Not yet. - He hasn't started yet.
- Not yet? - My gosh.
What was that?
- What did you do? - I didn't even start yet.
- I didn't start yet. - What's wrong with you?
My goodness.
I lost the flow. Give me a second.
- I need to focus. - What a great actor.
What is he talking about?
What does he mean?
(He embarrasses the others.)
Ready, action.
(He starts again!)
Nice to meet you. Welcome.
We'll start after that line.
(Welcome)
- Take it slow. - Turn on the music.
If you...
ask me...
(He puts make-up on his face.)
(It's hilarious from the beginning.)
what sin I committed...
(Defconn, eye terrorist)
I'll give him the salt water.
It's that I met this woman...
(Summary execution)
I loved this woman...
(Shame on you and your sin!)
(Tearing up)
I left the woman alone.
It's my biggest sin.
(Impressed)
I...
(They pour ice cubes and water on him.)
I...
I hate...
(His face is so unique and funny.)
I hate...
I hate myself so much.
Much better.
Whose turn is it now? Is it Jong Min's turn?
Who...
(A delayed attack)
But...
He looks like a serious criminal.
He's a serious criminal.
When it comes to loving this woman,
I didn't want to...
- be a human. - It's over.
It's over.
(It's finally over.)
- This is scary, right? - He's a great actor.
His diction was very good.
- It was good, right? - Yes.
I worked really hard on acting.
(Actor Number 4, Jung Joon Young)
Hurry up. What do you want to say to her?
Ji Hyun.
- Say something. - Say something.
Please forget how I will look today.
He means it.
(As a fan, he wants her to see only good things.)
Raise your head.
You're not going to pour it on my hair, are you?
Come on. It'll be fine.
Let's attack him first.
(They start attacking him already.)
(Oh, no.)
Let me wash it for you. Let's wash it.
Let's wash it quickly.
If you ask me what sin I committed...
Ji Hyun is here. Let's wash it for him.
(Pouring)
We're just washing your face for you.
- We're washing your face. - We're just helping you.
Exactly.
It's that I met this woman...
Stop meeting women.
Stop meeting women, you jerk.
I met this woman...
When it comes to...
loving this woman...
(A slight smile)
I really...
didn't want to be a human.
- It's over. - It's over.
(After a long struggle, the audition is over.)
We're out of water.
I look too ugly now.
(All of a sudden?)
(He suddenly starts showing off his charms.)
Is this why he asked for water?
(This is how a real man washes his face.)
(How high will he be ranked?)
- Let's use that and... - Spray on his teeth.
Let's spray it on his teeth.
He has a lot of cavities.
Let's open his mouth like this.
(He takes off his clothes.)
- Let's go. - Dong Gu.
(Defconn suddenly goes somewhere.)
(He brought a hose.)
Wait, he brought a hose.
(They saved his microphone.)
- Let's get started. - This is insane.
It's cold.
It's really cold.
Enjoy the moment.
- It's so cold. - Use this.
Ready, action.
(Bumpy road)
He could read the lines really quickly.
Let's make him read the lines slowly.
(A duct tape?)
- Get him. - Raise your head.
(His mouth is completely blocked.)
Does it work?
(What a peculiar audition.)
What are you saying? I can't hear you.
I can't hear anything.
We couldn't hear any lines,
so just read the lines without disturbance.
- Read the lines. - Leave him alone.
If you...
He looks kind of cool.
ask me what sin I committed...
He's doing great.
It's that I met this woman,
- I loved this woman, - He's drooling.
- and I left her alone. - Look.
He's drooling so much.
(Sad)
I hate myself so much.
When it comes to loving her,
I really...
(His emotions build up to the climax.)
He has such a big mouth.
I didn't want to be a human.
He's a really good actor.
He's totally wet.
It was great.
(Cut!)
Let's move on to the next schedule.
Let's go.
I'm a professional actor.
He had good eyes.
She says he had good eyes.
He expressed the emotions well through his eyes.
Great work.
This is the last audition.
Ready, action.
- He's doing his best. - What are you saying?
(The make-up artists come to him as he kneels down.)
- I'll make him look nice. - It's snowing.
(He puts ketchup on his face.)
If you...
ask me what sin I committed,
He looks awesome. He looks like General Hwang.
He looks cool.
(Amazed)
I want to take a picture of this.
I left her alone.
- He's such a good actor. - Sit down.
- Have a seat here. - Sit.
- Have a seat. - Sit on the stool.
Please get some water ready.
Here come the water.
This woman...
(They even remove the make-up for him.)
When it comes to loving this woman...
(Stop it!)
(Joon Ho got doused with water.)
I said it's over!
Until we say it's over, it's not over!
(It's a mess.)
(Splashing)
(I just changed my clothes!)
(Okay, change it again.)
(Screaming)
Why did you take a shower?
Now Ji Hyun will decide their ranking...
from the 1st to the 6th.
The one who wins first place will...
of course play her boyfriend.
And the bottom will be given something to do.
One of the trendy ways of traveling these days...
is traveling alone.
(Traveling alone)
He can't join us?
- Alone? - He can't join us?
The one who ends up in last place...
will go somewhere alone,
while we shoot the commercial here.
He will shoot a scene where he travels alone.
My goodness.
Ji Hyun, would you please decide the ranking now?
- It's so hard. - It must be hard.
We'll give you some time to think.
Do you remember everything?
- Yes. - Delivery...
- Of course. - She remembers it.
(They passionately acted in hardships.)
(Who will be ranked the 1st and the 6th?)
- Let's go with the 5th. - Okay.
- The 5th place. - The 5th place.
- Drumming. - Drumming.
Who did Ji Hyun choose?
(Who was funny and genuine?)
- The 5th place. - The 5th place.
Jung Joon Young.
(Jung Joon Young wins 5th place.)
There was someone who was worse than Joon Young?
Let's move on to the fourth place.
Who won fourth place?
Cha Tae Hyun.
Good for you.
Who won third place?
I don't want to be alone.
Si Yoon.
(Dong Gu wins 3rd place.)
- Come here. - Awesome.
Is it 1 of us 3 again?
It's again us three.
Why am I nervous and excited at the same time?
(He's nervous and excited at the same time.)
I won't deny it.
Now, tell us who won second place.
Kim Joon Ho.
- He wins second place? - It's the best.
(Gosh, I survived.)
They look somewhat expectant.
- Oh, no. - What if Defconn wins?
What did Defconn do?
Now throw the ball to the one...
who won sixth place.
Take off your glasses.
With whom does Ji Hyun...
never want to act together?
(With whom does she not want to act together?)
Jong Min won the first impression vote.
Please close your eyes.
- Close your eyes. - Will there be a twist?
- Please! - Who will travel alone?
I don't want to travel alone.
The loser is...
Who was the worst actor?
(Defconn will go travel alone.)
Defconn, goodbye!
(Jong Min won 2 games in a row.)
(Let's go.)
He can't even say bye to us.
Park Ji Hyun, I'm disappointed at you.
I didn't know you were so mean.
Did you have to leave me alone?
He's a great actor until the end.
It wasn't bad.
Was he doing an impression of Young Gu?
"Don't leave me alone!"
(Next week)
(There's a man who fights against the loneliness.)
(And)
(There are men who fight against lies.)
(A story of the maturing village idiots)
(See you next week.)
("All Night" by Soyou)